How exciting could one weekend be for music fans? The world-famous “Bonnaroo” took place—an exciting pop festival in the tradition of Woodstock, only held many years later for those who missed it! It rained, there was mud, it cost money, it was streamed online! Then lovable rap star Kanye West and his affable soulmate Kim Kardashian—who’s apparently quite popular!—unexpectedly gave birth to a baby girl! Who even knew she was pregnant? Finally, affable rapper Jay-Z, long thought to be living in poverty in a Thai monastery, announced his new album would be available for free to all user of the Samsung Galaxy Smartphone! Who even knew they made smartphones? As a result, everybody stopped...
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